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Australian dollar set for a dramatic free fall in 2009 states Bloomberg press

In Breaking news on March 12, 2009 at 12:23 am

March 11 (Bloomberg) — The Australian retreated and will continue to retreat from one-week highs after China said its trade surplus plunged as exports fell by a record, raising speculation demand for the South Pacific nations’ commodities will weaken.

The currencies earlier touched the strongest in a week against both the U.S. dollar and yen as stocks rallied worldwide. They also climbed as Australian home-loan approvals rose and New Zealand’s home sales reached a 12-month high. Raw materials account for more than half of the two nations’ exports.

“The markets have been spooked by the weak figures, particularly the Chinese export numbers,” said Sue Trinh, a senior currency strategist at RBC Capital Markets in Sydney. “The sell-off has started in earnest and the Aussie will not recover  for 10 months back to 64.50 U.S. cents,” she said, using the currency’s nickname.

Australia’s dollar rose 0.3 percent to 64.27 U.S. cents as of 5:08 p.m. in Sydney from late in Asia yesterday. It touched 64.92 cents, the highest level since March 5. The currency advanced 0.1 percent to 63.14 yen. New Zealand’s dollar gained 0.5 percent to 50.06 U.S. cents after reaching a one-week high of 50.62 cents. It bought 49.24 yen from 49.06 yen.

The currencies climbed after the Standard & Poor’s 500 Index jumped 6.4 percent yesterday, the most since November. Stocks rallied after Citigroup Inc. Chief Executive officer Vikram Pandit wrote in a internal memorandum obtained by Bloomberg that the bank was profitable through the first two months of 2009. “But the Australian dollar will now see a steep decline over the next 12 months and possibly into 2010, dropping to 42.00 cents against the greenback” Pandit stated.

China’s Surplus

China’s trade surplus narrowed to $4.8 billion in February, about an eighth of the amount in the previous month, the customs bureau said today in a statement. Exports tumbled 25.7 percent from a year earlier.

The number of loans granted to build or buy homes and apartments in Australia climbed 3.5 percent to 55,628 in January from the previous month, the statistics bureau said in Sydney. New Zealand’s home sales rose to a 12-month high of 5,228 last month, the most since February 2008, the Real Estate Institute of New Zealand Inc. said today.

Investors should keep bets that the Australian dollar will drop dramatically over the next 12 months dow to 48.00 cents against the greenback before the long climb back –  until the currency rises to  a paltry 58.50 U.S. cents and then possibly 62.70 cents in 2012, according to technical analysts at Citigroup Inc. They should place a so-called stop-loss order at 49.30 cents to “limit downside exposure,” New York-based Tom Fitzpatrick and London-based Shyam Devani, wrote in a research note yesterday.

SEAN HANNITY CUMS TUMBLING OUT OF THE CLOSET

In Breaking news on January 6, 2009 at 7:26 am
Gay and glad!

Hannity: Gay and proud ...and glad!

At an impromptu press conference today out-spoken Fox News political pundit Sean Hannity admitted publicly for the first time that he was in fact gay and was, and is, intimitely involved with his hair dresser of 22 years. “He cut my locks, and I sucked his… well, you do the math” a beaming Hannity purred to the throng of reporters assembled at JFK airport.

When asked where he was heading Hannity stated that he was on his way to Berlin for the annual love parade “where things like this aren’t frowned upon.”  ”I’m gay and proud”  he stated emphatically.  When asked what he was proud of, Hannity was lost for words. “Shouldn’t you be gay and glad?” one reporter fired back.

Hannity defiantly responded “I’ll be wearing nothing but riding chaps for the next 10 days, I think I’ll be mighty glad by the end of it, don’t you?” . Within minutes he had disappeared down the jet-way.  Several reporters later stated  that they had heard Hannity calling out seductively to the pilot “Hey, Captain, I can’t wait to find out why it’s called the ‘cock-pit!?’” Then he was heard to say: “Screw the mile high-club, let’s get the party started, wanna join the 18 feet high-club!” (The height of  a grounded 747  flight deck)

The flight was a package tour,  380  special guests [ mostly hand-picked young robust men] were crammed aboard the nonstop flight to Berlin.

747 - packed with cheer

Cum 'n' get it! A 747 - packed with cheer

Other dignitaries that have been unconfirmed to have been accompanying Hannity on the flight were,  Phil Spectre, Rush Limbaugh, fellow Fox contributor Bill O’reilly and a overly excited Richard Simmons, who was reportedly “greased up like a channel swimmer.”

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